House Design Fan Gifts

'Obviously the architect did some tweaking but the basic idea was mine.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Sick Building Syndrome

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Clear construction agreements are important.

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Small Claims Court a man has arrived to a very small claims court not sure of what to make of it

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"What makes you think we're dead set on a colonial?"

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.