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'Obviously the architect did some tweaking but the basic idea was mine.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Sick Building Syndrome

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Clear construction agreements are important.

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Oh, yeah, we love having a walk-out basement.

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Small Claims Court a man has arrived to a very small claims court not sure of what to make of it

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"What makes you think we're dead set on a colonial?"

Rep-Tiles.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'