House Feature Fan Gifts

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Born of the Dead

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Does it come with magnets?"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Love your renovations.'

Orange House of Horrors

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Halloween in Bath

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Small Claims Court a man has arrived to a very small claims court not sure of what to make of it

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Octo-Bus.

Rep-Tiles.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.