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Pig Reading Sty Magazine.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Hairstyles

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Oh, yeah, we love having a walk-out basement.

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Rep-Tiles.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

Fur'niture