Fancy Dress Fan Gifts

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Sheldon has a poor choice of costume at the senior center Halloween party.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Masquerade

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

Advocado

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'Truce?'

'She really had her heart set on a Pocahontas outfit.'

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Tiger Costume

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

Champagne

Pumpkin

"This is the scariest costume I've seen yet ... it makes me look 10 pounds heavier."

Big Ben

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'You can't treat me like a kid anymore! I'm wearing a cape!'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

' Why that's just uncanny!.As soon as I set eyes on you,I just knew that you worked for the inland revenue ! '

I CLAUDIUS

The Headless Horseman! Great costume! And so perfect for you, Headless Steve.

"Where are you going done up like a dog's dinner?"

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

'My mom wants me to dress as a lamb for Halloween and she'll dress as Little Bo Peep.'

"I told you not to dress up as a pinata!"

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

Dressed to cow

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"