Fancy Feaster Pillows

Doggie dining table

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Regular service or affected?"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Purple dress

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

We'll pass on the entrees...

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"We had this last year."

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

Smorgasborg

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Wife leaving note 'midnight mass' on husbands distended stomache as she leaves house.

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Oh, for God's sake, Harold, please close your mouth when you chew your food! This is a fancy restaurant."

"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

'Care to join me in a tuna casserole?'

"Carrying around all that extra white meat isn't good for your health."

The need to run from the table screaming, has reached it's peak about an hour ago and has now subsided into a tolerable level of anguish where I only occasionally want to smash a fork into my eye socket. . .

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel your Thanksgiving."

"He's say's he's eaten 200,000,000 mince pies, drank 150,000,000 glasses of wine, eaten 300,000,000..."

"Venison... why do you ask?"

Peacock with feathers reading 'Posh picnic'