Fancy Feast Lover Pillows

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Peacock with feathers reading 'Posh picnic'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Church Basement Foodie

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

T is for Turkey

Thanks And Giving.

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Christmas food.

Too full after after Christmas dinner!