Fantasy Feaster Pillows

Fisherman At Dock

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"This is our soft opening."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Regular service or affected?"

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"