Fantasy Feaster Mugs

Fisherman At Dock

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Regular service or affected?"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

Pinata Zombies

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

A Christmas tree self portrait

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"