Fantasy Foodie Mugs

'The stuff legends are made of'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

"We've got to change our lifestyle. Eating all this tinned crap can't be good for us!"

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Witch making fairy cakes using fairy

An anxious knight stares at chef's knives embedded in a stone

Surprise!

Dragon Power.

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

Cone of uncertainty.

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"May I see the children's menu?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"This is our soft opening."

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?