Fantasy Cuisine Fan Mugs

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"This is our soft opening."

Benihana style of cooking.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Burnt or Raw?

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Is the garbage fresh?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Will work for Food Network.