Fancy Feast Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's our version of the doggy bag. Permit me to take it to madam's car."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Church Basement Foodie

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

You are what you eat

We'll pass on the entrees...

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Will the gentleman want the saumon poché with or without his initials?"

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

T is for Turkey

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Thanks And Giving.

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Christmas food.

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."