Festivity Aficionados Mugs

Lesbian civil partnership.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Yo ho ho!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Cake

"I say we move on to dessert."

Cheers

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Maypole

Festive squad

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Back to the Holidays

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Elf of the Month

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Seventh Birthday