Festive Harmonist Mugs

Nadolig Llawen

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

'No cuts in Medicare!'

Cat on the violin

Santana Claus

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Congregation

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

Carolling

"The knees are the first to go."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'Well done Mellisa. You've made a great spread for the office Christmas party.'

Elf Portrait

Carol Singers

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Caroler

Christmas organ

"Friendsgiving? Sure. What can I bring?"

'It's just not your lucky night I guess - saaaay, hows about we deal fer what's in the sack big guy?!'

"I don't mind Christmas Carols per se. It's Mistress feeling compelled to sing along that annoys me: she can't hold a tune..."

Easter chocolate

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

Vote Claus.

Chewing on Happy Birthday letters.

On the twelth day of Christmas...

Violinist on holiday

"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."

"I'm afraid all that pa-rum-pum-pum-pum has given you tinnitus."

"You know, Billy. All of these calls to the North Pole are very expensive... And may I ask how you got hold of Santa's personal phone number?"

"It's extra for the stand."