Festive Entertainer Mugs

"The knees are the first to go."

'Well done Mellisa. You've made a great spread for the office Christmas party.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Oh, Christ.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

A feminist Christmas.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

"Don't even think about it."

Knight before Christmas

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

'And the Angel of the Lord said unto them, 'Go fill all thy shops with overpriced tat, stuff thyselves sill for four months and see if thou canst get away with calling it Christmas.'

C.P.A.

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."