Holiday Gamer Pillows

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Happy Turkey Day!

Horn of Leftovers

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."