Golfing Vacationer Gifts

'What a waste of a golfing holiday if you're going to sit round the pool all day!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

I think you're ace

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Snooker Golf.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Putting Practice.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."