Golfing Vacationer Pillows

'What a waste of a golfing holiday if you're going to sit round the pool all day!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I think you're ace

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Putting Practice.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"