Crazy Golf Mugs

Knight Golfing

Care in the Community Golf

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Hole in forty-seven.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Miniature Golf.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'No we do not supply caddies.'

Neanderthal Golf.

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

Practical Yolkers.

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

Golfing Accident

A ball's best case scenario.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

Love This Game.

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

Man pelted with golf balls.

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

'Are you sure you didn't improve your lie?'

'Call my chiropractor!'