Crazy Golf Champion Mugs

Knight Golfing

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Hole in forty-seven.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Miniature Golf.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Man using guitar as golf club.

"One More Swing."

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

Golf Ball in Nest.

'No we do not supply caddies.'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

Golfing Accident

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

Practical Yolkers.

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

A ball's best case scenario.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

'He's a true hero.'