Crazy Golf Explorer Mugs

Miniature Golf.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Knight Golfing

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Putter'.

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Golf Crime Scene.

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

'You must address the ball properly first.'

"One More Swing."

Too many beers at lunch?

'... just one more ball. Please? Last one. I'll pay you back, I swear!'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'No we do not supply caddies.'

'...I've gotta get out of here. My boss thinks I'm meeting with clients, so I don't need any media attention.'