Skating Silliness Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"I go that extra mile!"

The Hockey Puckey

Thin Ice

Double bass skating

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

Skating along

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

Cleaning service on skates.

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Roller Girl

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

Ice-Skating Disaster.

Roller Skating Pensioner

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

' Her mother and I have told her a thousand times to start skating with her eyes open.'

Clown running.

I've had a puncture.

'You told me I'd need good shoes for this job. I had a better idea...'

Punch and Judy on Ice.

'Skateboard of Nails'.

Roller blader with bandaged head

Ice skater struggling to balance

'Don't you think it's strange that it's called mooning when the moon never actually shows its backside!'