Awkward Skater Pillows

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Freestyling.

Peacock on skateboard

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Skater dude.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"Would you like to dance with me?"

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

'Have a nice day! See you later!'

A skateboarder falling on his head

Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

"Well, time to do what we came here to do...our homework."

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

"You were a schlub in all of your previous lives, too."

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'