'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'
Awkward Skater Pillows
Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with playful pillows featuring designs that resonate with awkward skaters. Perfect for decorating their skate den or cozying up after a day on wheels.
"May I have this arythmic flail?"
"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."
'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
The Hockey Puckey
Freestyling.
Peacock on skateboard
Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .
When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.
101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates
'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'
Skater dude.
'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'
"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."
The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.
'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'
The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause
"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."
"Would you like to dance with me?"
Uncomfortably open Mike night.
"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."
"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."
Hockey Pairs Skaters.
Group therapy for the socially retarded.
'Have a nice day! See you later!'
A skateboarder falling on his head
"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."
"Well, time to do what we came here to do...our homework."
'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'
Two fish about to play a prank on an ice hole fisherman.
'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'
If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.
"You were a schlub in all of your previous lives, too."
'Dad, is it okay to laugh during sex?' - 'Yes, just don't point.'
Awkward Skater Pillows Collection
Awkward Skater Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate awkward skaters—perfect for adding a touch of humor and personality to their morning routine.
Awkward Skater Prints
Bring creativity and humor into their space with art prints that speak to the awkward skater in everyone.
Awkward Skater T-Shirts
Check out our variety of T-shirts for awkward skaters—fun, witty, and perfect for showcasing their creative skate style.