Awkward Dancer Pillows

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'

"Last time, eat your greens or your dad does the Trump Dance...."

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"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

Cleaning service on skates.

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Would you like to dance with me?"

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

What a pear?

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Dancing.

The Apis Dance Studio

"Well, time to do what we came here to do...our homework."

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Happy valentine's day."