Awkward Move Artist Pillows

Embarrassing Dancer.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Spinach Dating.

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

A close encounter of the awkward kind

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

Awkward Moments

Lion Toupee

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."