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Embarrassing Dancer.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

Spinach Dating.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

A close encounter of the awkward kind

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."

Lion Toupee

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."