Awkward Mover Pillows

"Would you like to dance with me?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"God help us, it's that guy."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

"Ice rink"

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Nethead strip: Dates

Recession the plus side: embarrassing 'water cooler moments' less frequent.

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'