Awkward Mover Pillows

"Would you like to dance with me?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"God help us, it's that guy."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

'I need to get a bigger place.'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Nethead strip: Dates

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

Recession the plus side: embarrassing 'water cooler moments' less frequent.

"Ice rink"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.