Cyber Justice Warrior Gifts

Hate Platforms

Lynching on social media

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Kevin had a computer virus.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Spam.

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

Computer virus

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

"Problem?"

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Revolution against capitalism.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Laws and mobile technology

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Meta data retention.

SOPA supporters regroup.

Internet security illustration.

Wringing the Monitor