Internet Warriors Prints

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"Everything I have to say about politics, pal, I say on the internet."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

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The Marshall and his deputy form a human barrier against the stpread of unlimited socialist internet service providers.

Lynching on social media

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Second lifeReal life.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Internet Cafe.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Censorship.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Kevin had a computer virus.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Spam.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Computer virus

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"