Cyber Warriors Prints

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

Hate Platforms

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Kevin had a computer virus.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Cyberwarfare

Spam.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Computer virus

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"Problem?"

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

Tuppermalware

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"