Digital Eco-crusader Gifts

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

The melting polar ice caps

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

Fish want out of polluted river.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

COP26

Global Warming.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"I dunno...ask him."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Don Quilowatte

The big pause

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.