Education Crusader Gifts

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"We thought this was more realistic."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Way too much information on your resume.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fighting the Zika Virus

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

Studying and technology

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Ebola reaches USA.

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Opioid Epidemic

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

Anti-Vaxxers

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

Environmental Hour Glass.

Banned Books

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'