Research Explorer Gifts

Jones,Jones,Jones,Jones,Jones,Jones,& Jones, cloning research.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Eternal Student.

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'