Creation Story Enthusiast Pillows

"You'll have to speak up, Adam. My ears are still ringing from that Big Bang"

"So what did you expect from one rib?"

Audio Books

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Bright Idea

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

Meet the pop-up author.

Proceedings of the club

Keyboard player

"It's post-gingerbread."

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?