Creation Story Fans Pillows

"I'm going on a diet. . . what foods do you think I should avoid?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Shall we put it in play?"

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

God's Phone

Self raising Lazarus.

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Heavenly meetings.

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

Mime Prison

"Now you've done it!"

God Choosing How to Shape the World

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

God creates Adam.

'Technically speaking, though, isn't Eve under age?'

"Not only are we new here, I understand the whole place didn't exist a few days ago."

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'