Creation Fan Pillows

"Now you've done it!"

'The circle is complete!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Filet minion

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Homo Zapiens

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

'I win!'

Primordial Schmooze

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

Eureka

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

God creating the galaxy.

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

God's Phone

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"In the beginning was the word. Bubba bubba bubba, bird bird bird, bird is the word."

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Evolution

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

A conductor reads from a picture book.