Creation Fan Pillows

"Now you've done it!"

'The circle is complete!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Filet minion

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Homo Zapiens

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

'I win!'

Primordial Schmooze

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

Eureka

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

God creating the galaxy.

God's Phone

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Evolution

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

A conductor reads from a picture book.