Creation Narrative Lovers Pillows

'If you like Adam, wait till you see the SEQUEL.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Shall we put it in play?"

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Christopher Nolan caricature

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

Man and bird

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

God's Phone

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Bagging the Chipmunk

Bypass the Falls

Heavenly meetings.

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

God Choosing How to Shape the World

"I'm taking it all with me. I created everything, and it's mine."

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

Anecdote Magazine

"Not only are we new here, I understand the whole place didn't exist a few days ago."

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

God creates Adam.

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

"You'll have to speak up, Adam. My ears are still ringing from that Big Bang"

"Sorry, but your story contains way too much reality!"

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

David and Goliath and bra-sling