Creation Narrative Lovers Gifts

'If you like Adam, wait till you see the SEQUEL.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Shall we put it in play?"

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

Man and bird

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

God's Phone

Bypass the Falls

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Bagging the Chipmunk

Heavenly meetings.

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

'Man, am I hungover. Hope I haven't done anything stup... Hey, where did THAT come from?'

God Choosing How to Shape the World

Anecdote Magazine

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

God creates Adam.

"Not only are we new here, I understand the whole place didn't exist a few days ago."

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

"You'll have to speak up, Adam. My ears are still ringing from that Big Bang"

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'

"Sorry, but your story contains way too much reality!"

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

Bowl-A-Rama