Mythical Quest Enthusiast Prints

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Frog Prince

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Phoenix

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'