Fashionista With A Love For Travel Prints

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Geri Halliwell.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Pizza London Eye

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

Where Mom used to take you.

This suits tighter than my skin!

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

"It must be a fur tree."

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"It cuts air resistance."

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

Clothes Make the man...

Caribou With Big Plans.

"Why can't summer last forever?"

A dressed crab

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

Dog luggage.

Wrapping up trees.

Multitasking.

'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

Vague Magazine

"What if I called the three outfits that fit me a 'capsule wardrobe'."

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

My First Purse.

'I had a vision of my own death. I really go out in style.'

Two businessmen attached by their ties