Fashion-conscious Traveler Prints

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Hoxton map.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

How very Balham!

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Dog luggage.

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

Celebrity Rainwear

'Where is the cheapest place to get a beer?'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

"Uninsured? That needn't be a problem. We can refer you to a very fine doctor in Ottawa."

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

"How far is that in city blocks?"

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'

When People Start to Look Like their Luggade