Art Market Explorer Gifts

The place is full of dealers.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Rodin's Browser

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Convenience.

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Cover story: Picasso

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Art for Sale

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

"But is it content?"

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

The Big Picture

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Dave :)

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Banksy

Millais - Cubist Period

Paintings you might be able to afford.

"It must be pouring outside."