Art Market Explorer Gifts

The place is full of dealers.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Rodin's Browser

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Convenience.

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Art for Sale

"But is it content?"

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

The Big Picture

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Millais - Cubist Period

Dave :)

Banksy

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Abstract portrait art.

"It must be pouring outside."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

Paintings you might be able to afford.