Exhibition Adventurer Gifts

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The Rise of Modern Art

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Odd Mortarboards.

"It's a great work!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

Farmer's Market.

'What's on the other side?...'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."