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Culture Saturday

Party Animals.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'What's on the other side?...'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"It's a great work!"

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Haunted museum

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"