Trade Show Adventurer T-Shirts

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

The Salesman

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

Storage Unit of Love

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Mummy' clocking into to work

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Black Hole Exhibit

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

'Get real Dot Com'

Final clearance sale.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

"It's an honest piece"

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.