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Razor Salesman

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

The Salesman

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Supply Chain

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Larry's Literary Market

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Music to their ears.

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Mate Mart

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I really hate sales meetings"

"How much is the sign?"

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer