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"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Turtle Trailer Court

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Sale.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

Customer Convention

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"I've been window-shopping..."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."