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"Your own parking space used to be a status symbol. Now it's an insult if it doesn't include a charging station."

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Intelligent dog.

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

And the third quarter projection

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

Management Styles - Inclusive

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.