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'Act two hundred and forty six, scene one.'

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Honoré de Balzac

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Champagne

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Hamlet'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Daughters on the beach

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Out damn Spot

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Taking a peek at the audience

"It's a play on words."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Applause

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'