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'Act two hundred and forty six, scene one.'

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Champagne

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Honoré de Balzac

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Hamlet'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Daughters on the beach

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Taking a peek at the audience

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Bravo!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'