Policy Buyer Gifts

'You are now insured against fire, flood, theft liability, sickness, accident, death and any attempts on my part to sell you any more insurance.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Stop and Birch

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Your ad here!

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

"Richard, Mr. Chenolock, the insurance man, is here to determine your life expectancy."

'Just as I thought...you can't collect on the life insurance by boring me to death.'

"I'm prepared to cover any out-of-pocket costs, Dr. Williter."

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

EU money addiction

Think Small.

Musk: A short list of X advertisers and a longer list of Ex Advertisers

"Of course you don't need to tell me about your procurement plans for the year ahead. That would spoil the surprise and give us time to deliver value for money and who needs that?!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Misread medical policy.

Public Procurement Portal

Arabian Buyer

'We interrupt this program because the sponsor just went out of business!'

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

'When you say you're a 'media buyer', does it mean ads in local newspapers

"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2